Sun Loves The Earth

in the Solar System :

Sun     : Honey, I love you, I want to hug you, 
                please come near me....
Earth  : No !!!!!  Look what you have done to Mercury 
                and Venus, you burnt them alive before divorcing them...

Sun     : but Baby, that wasn't my fault, 
                I was born hot....

Earth  : Yea right, I don't like you because 
                you are too hot and too bright...

Sun     : But...but  *sob sob*...but I love you.....

Earth  : Don't you dare come near me, 
                you will kill my human children 
                by baking them alive with your heat....If you
                come closer, I will throw Moon at your face...

Moon  : * dafuq *

Meanwhile, somewhere on Earth :

Dad : Is your car's air conditioning system working properly ?

Me  : Appa, I think you should look at the temperature indicator 
          * pointing at the dashboard *

Dad : * dafuq *

44 degrees Celsius...need I say more ?

~ fin ~