Injured

Bee has been very wild lately.

He injured my banana two weeks ago before he went on a company trip overseas.

It wasn't serious, but kinda hurts whenever I tried to pull back my foreskin.

Since then, I have decided to be a "monk" for two weeks, of course, refraining from making love to him, not DIY ( i can't remember when was the last time i "TFK" ) BUT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE !! Don't blame me lah, my guy seriously makes me horny, it's highly impossible to be a "monk" for two weeks.

Somehow Vaseline gel helped to heal the injured part quickly, but I noticed that my banana's foreskin has become tight, and I don't feel comfortable whenever I pull it back to poke Bee's butt, it's been really annoying.

Afraid to go and see the doctor.

I mean, what if the doctor ask me to cut my banana ?

I don't want to end up doing that procedure

Hmmm, or perhaps I should opt for a partial circumcision ?

Bad English

My English is bad, and I won't dare to make claim that my language command is good !! Seriously, no idea why I am making silly grammatical mistakes, noticed it ever since I've started to blog. Looking at my previous posts, I wonder what happened to my writing skills. It's like, I don't know, gosh, hope my lecturers won't come across my blog, bet they will be wondering how on earth did I graduate with a TESL degree.

But on a second thought, English is definitely a crazy language. Nobody should ever claim they have good command in English, because in reality, even the native speakers have hard time trying to understand their mother tongue. 

Time for me to do grammar exercise !! 

I love grammar...aeiou..an hour, not a hour...why, because the "h" is silent, but wait, isn't that phonology ? lol....

The Zen Chameleon

Came back home after workout at the gym, saw something "unusual" at the garden while parking my car.

Took a closer look....

A chameleon, not just an ordinary chameleon, it's the Zen Chameleon....

The Zen Chameleon was having a deep spiritual conversation with the Buddha....

The Zen Chameleon turned its head, and looked at me, because it was angry, that I had interrupted its spiritual conversation with the Buddha...

~ fin ~

p/s sorry for the "not so clear" pictures, used my "outdated" smartphone to snap the pictures while I was inside my car...

Sun Loves The Earth

in the Solar System :

Sun     : Honey, I love you, I want to hug you, 
                please come near me....
Earth  : No !!!!!  Look what you have done to Mercury 
                and Venus, you burnt them alive before divorcing them...

Sun     : but Baby, that wasn't my fault, 
                I was born hot....

Earth  : Yea right, I don't like you because 
                you are too hot and too bright...

Sun     : But...but  *sob sob*...but I love you.....

Earth  : Don't you dare come near me, 
                you will kill my human children 
                by baking them alive with your heat....If you
                come closer, I will throw Moon at your face...

Moon  : * dafuq *

Meanwhile, somewhere on Earth :

Dad : Is your car's air conditioning system working properly ?

Me  : Appa, I think you should look at the temperature indicator 
          * pointing at the dashboard *

Dad : * dafuq *

44 degrees Celsius...need I say more ?

~ fin ~

Cheesequito...The Bizarre Mosquito...

something bizarre happened last night...
went to La Roasteria at Seremban Prima for a cup of coffee and a slice of cake...

it was rainy,
and i wasn't feeling well for the past couple of days thanks to the haze,
plus been very down lately,
so thought,
why not pamper myself with a cup of coffee...
( which i don't often drink, but i love freshly brewed coffee, black and strong without any sugar )
ended up ordering long white....

( to the guy who made this coffee foam art, thank you so much, it was lovely !! )

and have a slice of my "comfort" food...cakes...
yes, haven't had them for ages,
can't remember when was the last time i enjoyed  a slice of cake....

( cheesecake !! love them...fattening...YES..but who cares, like i said, can't even recall when was the last time i had a slice of cake...hmmm...somehow my weight loss journey had totally suppressed my appetite for food )

so back to the "bizarre" thing....

while i was enjoying the cheesecake,
i noticed something was on the cake....
nope, it wasn't a fly...
it wasn't an ant...
i was totally stunned....

took a closer look....

good lord !! am i dreaming ? !!

this fella was happily enjoying the cake,
i just can't believe it,
instead of landing on my arms to enjoy my warm blood,
( which i don't think it would, since i am a vegetarian, so guess my blood isn't tasty )

it was enjoying the cheesecake !!

getting rid of this fella wasn't an easy task,
plus i don't have a good skill in killing mosquitoes....
so guess it was his lucky day,
plus he kept on landing back on the cake...

in the end,
cheesequito left angrily after i finished the cake without leaving some bits for him...

poor cheesequito was sad and angry....

~ fin ~